No. 667 - The Cluttered Catastrophe

Ah, the classic 'organized chaos' desk where the only person who can navigate it is the owner—everyone else needs a map and a guide. It's like a modern art piece titled 'The Procrastinator's Dilemma'. Every item is carefully placed for maximum clutter efficiency. There's a method to this madness, but I'd hate to meet the mad scientist behind it! On the bright side, you've mastered the art of cable spaghetti – that's Italian culinary level right there.