Where do I start? The desk that screams 'I read one article on cable management and then gave up'. The keyboard suggests 'I like to hear every key press echo through the halls of my lonely abode'. Plus, are we just gonna ignore the plucky little plant on the right trying to photosynthesize some aesthetic into the scene? And let's have a round of applause for that tablet leaning casually against the speaker—it's the ultimate 'I have too many screens and still missed your call' vibe.