No. 709 - The Corporate Clean Slate

Ah, the classic 'executive' look: a pristine desk with nothing but the essentials - a keyboard, mouse, and... a phone stand without a phone. It's so clean, I bet the owner cleans it more often than they check their emails. The art on the wall suggests a touch of class, but the askew placement screams 'I hung this myself during a lunch break.' Let's not forget the solitary decorative piece in the top drawer that just screams, 'I might have personality, but I'm hiding it in here.' Overall, it's like the desk is dressing for the job it wants, not the job it has. I'd rate it higher, but I'm afraid of smudging the surface with my point system.