Ah, the archaeology of modern computing: a desk where sticky notes would be an upgrade in organization. Who knew the fabled landline phone still existed outside of a museum? And that keyboard—each key lovingly dusted with remnants of snacks past. This isn't so much a workspace as it is a cry for help—or at least a decent cable management system. On the bright side, the desk offers a lovely assortment of international currency for anyone looking to diversify their portfolio, one crumpled bill at a time.