No. 719 - Museum of Modern Mess

Ah, the Classic Chaos Canvas! Where one can almost hear the silent sob of a paperclip longing for a vacation. It's charming how you've managed to clutter every conceivable surface, making archaeologists jealous. The random art display gives it that 'I wanted a gallery but ended up with a yard sale' vibe. The impeccable placement of that roll of paper standing like a lone survivor in a post-apocalyptic office wasteland truly ties the room together.