No. 723 - The Sterile Startup

Oh look, it's 'Minimalist Chic' meets 'I might actually live at my office.' The desks are so clean and white, you could serve a five-star dinner on them—if anyone there knew how to cook. With chairs that look like they've been borrowed from an intergalactic council meeting, I'm not sure if we're optimizing ergonomics or prepping for a space invasion. The random pops of plant life are a nice attempt at seeming 'connected to nature' in an environment that screams 'I haven't seen the sun in weeks.' And what's with the giant column with the draped cloth? Are we expecting a magic show at noon?