No. 746 - The Rebel without a Clause (because it clearly doesn't follow any rules of desk decorum)

Ah, the pièce de résistance of garage sale rejects, the 'Retro-Pink Panther Meets The Peeling Paint' masterpiece. This desk is so edgy, it decided that having an even coat of paint was too mainstream. And those legs, one wrapped for a spur-of-the-moment game of laser tag, how avant-garde! A perfect score for the IKEA-escapee category.