No. 75 - The Startup Mirage

Ah, the classic 'I-saw-this-in-a-tech-startup-catalog' ensemble, paired with the 'I'm-trying-to-look-organized-but-I-also-have-a-messy-desktop-background' vibe. The desk screams minimal effort for maximum price tag, while the chair looks like it's plotting to roll away at the first sign of actual work. And let's not skim over the adorable little paperweight birds who apparently misunderstood the assignment of 'paperwork.' Altogether, it's what happens when IKEA has a midlife crisis.