Ah, the Techno Tavern, where the glow of screens outshines any semblance of daylight. It's where charging cables go to live out their retirement dream: getting tangled beyond recognition. The artificial plant decor gives it that 'I respect nature but I've never touched soil' vibe, juxtaposed with a coffee cup that's lived through more strategy sessions than a general in wartime. And let's not miss the napkin or towel – the sign of a warrior who’s battled many a snack - strewn strategically to signal a valiant surrender to cleanliness. Multi-monitor setup, because one screen is never enough to contain the 84 tabs of existential dread. It's a den of productivity and procrastination, wrapped in the warm embrace of LED Christmas lights – because who says festive is just for the holidays?