No. 774 - The Bohemian Garage Sale

Oh, look at this desk – where productivity goes to live its bohemian lifestyle. The random assortment of items left behind looks like the aftermath of a garage sale held by a group of conspiracy theorists. And that pair of glasses isn't fooling anyone – it only gives the illusion that something intellectual happens here. Let's not get started on the 'ergonomic' mousepad solution. That novel is working overtime, probably hoping for a plot twist where it actually gets read. But, in a surprising plot twist, the desk has hardware that suggests someone might know their way around a CPU without calling tech support. For that alone, it's not a total lost cause!