No. 832 - The Singularity Retreat

Ah, the 'I'm-terrified-of-the-future-but-still-need-my-caffeine' desk setup. Complete with a book that screams existential dread and a glass that's half-empty—or half-full if you're an AI optimist—this desk would make a Roomba turn in its dustbin. The crumpled tissues give it that 'I've been pondering the rise of machines a little too long' vibe. And I spy a laptop peeking out, probably googling 'how to make friends and influence androids'. It's all the anxiety of a sci-fi flick without any of the special effects!