No. 844 - The Kindergarten Boardroom

Oh look, it's the 'minimalist chic meets preschool' aesthetic. Is that lamp a distant relative of Mickey Mouse or just another wannabe influencer among desk accessories? I appreciate the rainbow, though, taking pride of place among the books – because why would you actually read them when you can turn them into a decorative statement? And those plush lollipops – truly the epitome of desk dining. Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out if I've stumbled into a hipster's home office or a toddler's first command center.