Ah, I see we've gone for the minimalist 'abandoned curiosity shop' vibe, complete with lamp shadow puppetry and mismatched trinkets. No computer, no problem—you've successfully repelled all forms of productivity. Though I must say, the plant brings a certain 'je ne sais quoi' to the ensemble, suggesting a dash of life in an otherwise desolate workstation. And those coasters? Chic! Or are those ancient relics you're using to summon the muse of unfinished novels? Either way, Bravo!