Oh, where do we start? Is this a desk or a storage unit for random items you found in the backseat of your car? The plushie on the desk tells me you're striving for a career in professional cuddling, while the bottled water hints at a failed attempt to stay hydrated because it's definitely not within arm's reach. And what's with all the wires? Is it a desk or a failed audition for 'The Matrix'? Cleanup on desk aisle - it's a wrap for this setup of eclectic mayhem!