Oh look, it's a desk that screams 'I'm one power outage away from finally starting my novel.' With enough graph paper to chart the decline of handwriting and a single pen that's probably been chewed on more than actually used, this workstation has a certain 'just missed the recycling bin' charm. The red mug, trying to pass off as a modern art piece, screams for attention in a room of browns and blacks. And I can't tell if that's a bell pepper doubling as a paperweight, but if it is, at least we know your snacking is as creative as your cable management ‒ non-existent. Bonus points for apparently attempting to summon Windows with a desktop altar!