No. 873 - The Aesthetic Aficionado's Altar

Oh, look at this desk, clearly striving for that 'minimalist influencer' vibe with matching accessories that have seen more photo shoots than actual work. Those glasses are just begging for a little speck of dust to clean— not a smudge in sight, probably because they're brand new and never actually worn. And that keyboard, so clean you could eat off it, which, to be fair, might be the most action it sees all week. The notepad's emptiness suggests either a mind brimming with ideas too grand for mere paper, or it's just an elaborate ploy to look busy while daydreaming about brunch.