No. 877 - The Academic Jungle

Oh look, it's the desk of a modern artist who specializes in the medium of 'school supplies chaos'. The composition of 'Eau de Pencil Shavings' and 'Crumpled Paper Symphony' really speak volumes about the post-lunch slump period. This desk is like a clearance sale at the backpack store – everything must go, and preferably not in the backpack. As for that water bottle, hydration is key, but points off for not matching the aesthetic chaos. And let's not overlook the feature presentation: the Tower of Textbooks! Carefully engineered to tumble with a single nudge.