No. 889 - The Botanical Bureau

Oh look, it's the 'I saw this on Pinterest once and I thought it was easy' desk setup. With enough foliage to qualify as a part-time botanist, this desk screams 'I’m trying to oxygenate my way to productivity.' The minimalist approach is great until you realize there's nowhere to hide your snack wrappers and stress balls. And that chair—did you steal it from a school closed down in the '70s? It has that 'one-size-unfits-all' design guaranteed to keep chiropractors in business. Let's not forget the ambiance; nothing says 'I'm in touch with my feelings' like a grayscale wall palette and ambient lighting. I can almost hear the distant sounds of lo-fi hip hop just looking at it.