No. 905 - The Minimalist Monologue

Let's dive into this curious blend of minimalism and 'I spilled my office supplies drawer'. On one side, we've got the laptop open to a site about roasts, which is meta considering we're here to roast this desk scene. Very committed to the theme; I appreciate the dedication. Then, there's a chorus line of office supplies standing at attention in their holder—such variety, such order; it's almost like they're trying to compensate for the creative chaos that isn't in the picture. And, is that a smart speaker just chilling there? It's probably wondering why it's been subjected to witness such a plain desk saga unfold. The black monitor is like the elephant in the room, turned off to spare itself the monotony. Overall, this desk is giving us 'I tidied up because someone was coming over' vibes.