No. 918 - The Clutter Command Center

Wow, if clutter was a crime, your desk would be serving a life sentence. I see you're going for that 'creative chaos' vibe, but it looks more like 'everything I own exploded onto my desk'. The joystick is a nice touch though, for when you want to navigate through the mess like it's a flight simulator. The dual monitors hint at productivity, but the surrounding clutter says 'nah, let's just play a round of Find the Lost Pen instead'.