No. 937 - The Intergalactic Clutter Station

Let me guess, your cable management philosophy is 'out of sight, out of mind'—in space, no one can hear you scream, but here on Earth, we can definitely see you've neglected wire organization. Your desk looks like it was designed by someone who thought 'The Matrix' was an IKEA catalog. Keeping it neat? That's no moon; it's a space station of chaos. And as for cool factor, I've seen more personality in a Stormtrooper's helmet. But kudos for snagging a desk with a killer view—literally, those space rays don't joke around.