No. 954 - The Twister of Tasks

Well, if it isn't the 'Cable Spaghetti Monster' in its natural habitat! The impressive tangle of wires really adds to the 'just been robbed' aesthetic you've got going on. I see you’ve embraced the minimalist approach to screen space. Who needs to see the whole monitor when you can just capture glimpses of productivity between stacks of what appears to be every piece of mail you've received since 2003? And let's not overlook the homage to 'hydration chaos' in the form of random bottles that seem to be playing hide and seek with actual work items. Classy touch! But don't get me started on the pile of books and boxes that makes it look like Tetris had a yard sale on your workspace.