No. 971 - The Puzzling Professional

Ah, the 'Chaos Chic' aesthetic, where the desk is a purgatory for random trinkets, a lone napkin and a boxing glove stress ball - because nothing says 'I'm a professional' like punching your problems away instead of filing them. The lamp sure is trying to bring some antique class to the table, but it's like putting a top hat on a potato... a valiant effort but fundamentally flawed. It's Sudoku for the eyes, trying to figure out what goes together. The blue pez dispenser, though, that's where the true art lies. It's not just a candy holder, it's a statement—about what, I'm not sure, but it's making it loudly.