No. 987 - The Command Center

Well, well, well, if it isn't the 'Triple Threat,' a desk where the screens outnumber the actual work done. I can tell by the way those monitors are set up, you're either a highly efficient multitasker or an aspiring air traffic controller. And let's take a moment for the obligatory 'I have a MacBook floating on a stand because I'm just that extra.' You've got a microphone setup that suggests 'podcast ready,' or at least 'professional Zoomer.' There's something poetic about how those papers on the left are clinging on to the physical world for dear life, refusing to be digitized. The lighting has that 'heavenly glow,' which ensures the user is always squinting – great for that permanent inquisitive look. Style: man, those cables on the right need a management seminar ASAP, 6/10. Neatness: the cluttered charm is real, but we could probably land a paper airplane in that space, 5/10. Coolness: You've got tech that would make a gadget geek weep with joy, 8/10.

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