No. 989 - The Nordic Nirvana

Well, if it isn't the IKEA showroom escapee! This desk looks so clean and uncluttered; it's almost as if someone's allergic to actual work. And what's the deal with the oversized vase? An attempt at hiding the Wi-Fi router, or just preparing for an indoor flood? All jests aside, it's got that minimalist chic vibe that says, 'I read design magazines instead of doing spreadsheets'. Style-wise, it's an ode to the Scandinavian gods of fine lines and light wood. Neatness is off the charts because it looks like it gets dusted more often than it gets used. As for coolness, let's be real, it's cooler than a hipster's vinyl collection but probably just as non-functional when it comes to hard labor.