No. 1056 - The Spartan Scribble Station

Oh, look at Mr. or Ms. Minimalist here, with a desk that screams 'I only own two pens, but I'm ready to take on the world.' This desk is so sterile, I bet germs come here to die. I am digging the emptiness, though — gives you less to clean when it's time to look busy. But come on, three pencils all sharpened to the same length? What is this, a desk or a pencil audition for synchronized swimming? Let's not even talk about that 'artfully' placed notebook — I'm sure it's full of big ideas like a grocery list that starts and ends with kale.