No. 1074 - The Shelf of Babel

Ah, I see someone's desk is trying to break the world record for the 'Most Random Things You Can Fit on a Shelf'. On the top shelf, we've got the 'grocery overflow section', featuring the golden duo of laundry detergent and peach slices—breakfast of champions. The middle shelf seems to be a shrine to the 'Plastic Bag Gods', and—oh, is that an antique bread collection I spy? The lower shelves apparently double as a photography studio/laundry room, because who doesn't need a clean shirt and a telephoto lens at arm's reach? The overall feng shui screams organized chaos with a dash of 'I'll find it eventually'.