No. 1075 - The Athenian Slick

Ah, I see we've stumbled onto a lost artifact from the ancient Greek office supply store. The 'Classic Meander' motif really takes you back to a time when philosophers pondered the meaning of life while staring blankly at their desks. And the reflective surface is perfect for when you need to double-check if you're still in the same existential crisis as you were this morning. However, the random splash art gives off a 'just finished my first pottery class' vibe. Let's just hope the paperwork doesn't slip off that high-gloss runway you call a desk.