Ah, I see we've stumbled upon the legendary 'Clutter Castle'! This desk has it all – from a collection of fine vintage dust particles to an exotic display of empty snack packages, this is where neatness goes to retire. I bet the keyboard has developed its own ecosystem underneath those paper stacks. It's giving me the anxiety just looking at it, yet somehow I can't look away. It's like a modern art installation titled 'Post-Exam Desperation' or 'Deadline: A Still Life'.