Ah, behold the desk where minimalism and the fear of clutter collide! So bare, one must wonder if any work actually happens here or if it's just a front for a zen meditation space. And what's with the lone hand sanitizer? Is it the desk's pet? Surely there's enough space here to build a paper fortress or at least start a sticky note mosaic. Plus, the ergonomic nightmare of a phone that's just out of comfortable reach – I mean, come on, who doesn't love a good stretch mid-conversation?