Ah, the vision of minimalism... or should we say, the illusion of productivity? This desk screams 'I have a filing system called Floor' with its open spaces just begging for a cascade of paperwork. And what's that peeping from the corner? A photo frame that's probably reserved for the employee of the month—which, let’s face it, is just a selfie on a good hair day. The solitary bottle hand sanitizer suggests 'I’m clean, but only superficially.'