No. 1157 - Marbleous Chaos

Ah, the 'Marbleous Chaos' desk, a classic case of 'I tried making it look sophisticated, but life happened'. The marble finish says 'I have taste', but the haphazard arrangement of items screams 'but I also have no time to organize'. It's like a still life painting, if the artist suddenly remembered they left the oven on. A diet soda, chips, and a random assortment of objects–this desk is basically every late-night cram session embodied. The only thing missing is a half-written to-do list with 'clean my desk' at the very bottom, perpetually unchecked.