No. 1161 - Minimalist Mirage

Here we have the 'Minimalist Mirage', a desk so clean and tidy it makes a neat freak look messy. It screams 'I've never done an all-nighter with pizza and energy drinks'. With precisely zero papers and not a single pen out of place, the owner of this desk either has their life together or a severe case of control-freakism. The plant inclusion is a nice touch, giving that 'I breathe oxygen and so does my desk' vibe. The double monitors are cool, but let's be real, one is probably just for show. Despite the roast, this desk is clearly run by someone who can't stand a crooked picture frame and thinks cable management is a higher art form.