No. 1160 - The Cybernetic Command Center

Well, well, well, if it isn't the classic 'I live in the future' desk setup – complete with the mood lighting and enough screen real estate to monitor an alien invasion. The commitment to the black and blue color scheme is so dedicated, it's like watching a bruise develop in slow motion. A plant? How original. It's the one organic life form brave enough to withstand the radiance of dual monitors. And let's not forget the ergonomic chair that's so incredibly gamer, it's like you've won every race you've never competed in just by sitting there. Kudos on keeping it neat, though; I was half-expecting a half-eaten bag of Doritos to complete the tableau of the Desk That Never Sleeps.