Effective Date: January 11, 2026
Welcome to Roast My Desk ("Service", "we", "us", or "our"). These Terms and Conditions ("Terms") govern your use of our website and services located at roastmydesk.com. By accessing or using our Service, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of these terms, you may not access the Service.
You must be at least 13 years old to use this Service. If you are under 18, you must have parental or guardian consent. By using the Service, you represent and warrant that you meet these eligibility requirements. Users must be 18 years or older to purchase a Premium Subscription or make any payments.
Roast My Desk is an entertainment service that uses artificial intelligence to generate humorous critiques of desk photographs uploaded by users. The Service includes:
By uploading images to the Service, you grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, process, display, reproduce, and distribute your uploaded content for the purpose of providing and improving our Service. This includes the right to use your images for AI model training, marketing, and social media promotion as described in our Privacy Policy.
You represent and warrant that:
You agree NOT to upload or transmit any content that:
We reserve the right to remove any content that violates these terms and to suspend or terminate accounts of repeat offenders without notice.
We employ automated content moderation systems to detect and filter inappropriate content. We reserve the right to:
Roasts are generated by artificial intelligence and are intended solely for entertainment purposes. The AI may produce content that is:
By using this Service, you acknowledge that roasts are computer-generated humor and should not be taken seriously. We do not guarantee that roasts will be funny, appropriate, or inoffensive to all users. If you are easily offended, this Service may not be suitable for you.
Premium Subscriptions are billed in advance on a recurring basis (monthly or yearly). You authorize us to charge your payment method on file for all applicable fees.
You may cancel your subscription at any time through your account billing portal. Upon cancellation, you will retain access to Premium features until the end of your current billing period. No refunds will be provided for partial billing periods.
We reserve the right to modify subscription prices. Any price changes will be communicated in advance and will apply to subsequent billing cycles.
Our Premium subscription provides access to significantly higher usage limits compared to our free tier, designed to accommodate even the most enthusiastic desk-roasting needs. To ensure service quality and prevent abuse, the following Fair Use Policy applies:
Premium subscribers may generate up to:
These limits far exceed typical usage patterns and are designed to prevent automated abuse while ensuring genuine users enjoy uninterrupted access.
The following activities violate this Fair Use Policy:
If we detect usage patterns that suggest abuse, we may:
We will make reasonable efforts to contact you before taking action, except in cases of clear automated abuse or where immediate action is necessary to protect the service.
We commit that the vast majority of Premium subscribers will never encounter these limits during normal use. If you have a legitimate need that exceeds these limits, contact us at [email protected] to discuss your requirements.
The Service and its original content (excluding user-generated content), features, and functionality are and will remain the exclusive property of Roast My Desk and its licensors. Our trademarks and trade dress may not be used without our prior written consent.
You retain ownership of images you upload. AI-generated roasts are provided for your personal use and entertainment.
Our Service uses third-party services including OpenAI, Amazon Web Services, Microsoft Azure, and Stripe. Your use of the Service is also subject to the terms and policies of these third-party providers. We are not responsible for the practices of these third parties.
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL ROAST MY DESK, ITS DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, PARTNERS, AGENTS, SUPPLIERS, OR AFFILIATES BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, USE, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, RESULTING FROM:
Our total liability to you for all claims arising from the Service shall not exceed the amount you paid us in the twelve (12) months preceding the claim.
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Roast My Desk and its licensees, licensors, employees, contractors, agents, officers, and directors from and against any and all claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs, or debt arising from your use of the Service or your violation of these Terms.
We may terminate or suspend your account and access to the Service immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason, including without limitation if you breach these Terms. Upon termination, your right to use the Service will immediately cease.
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Ireland, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes arising from these Terms shall be resolved in the courts of Ireland.
We reserve the right to modify or replace these Terms at any time. If a revision is material, we will provide at least 30 days' notice prior to any new terms taking effect. What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion. By continuing to access or use our Service after revisions become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms.
If any provision of these Terms is held to be unenforceable or invalid, such provision will be changed and interpreted to accomplish the objectives of such provision to the greatest extent possible under applicable law, and the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect.
These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and Roast My Desk regarding the Service and supersede all prior agreements and understandings.
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at [email protected].