Ah, the classic 'I secretly wish I was a minimalist but can't let go of my sunglasses indoors' desk setup. It's the kind of desk that thinks a strategically placed notepad is a personality trait. And look at that phone, lying there face-up like it's ready to receive a text from 2005. At least the sunglasses are trying to make the desk look cooler than it is, too bad they're not succeeding.