No. 1236 - The Sales Pitch Station

Oh look, it's the 'Discount Dive' desk, where productivity meets 'panic buy because it's on sale'. It's so aggressively marketed you'd think it's running for office. And paired with antivirus software front and center, I'm sure the biggest threat it's faced is a user trying to find the power button. I hope that 20% off sticker comes with a 100% guarantee to make my homework disappear.