Ah, the rare sighting of the Plushie Guardians of the Paperwork Mountains. What a delightfully chaotic blend of work and whimsy this desk presents. On one side, you've got the scribe's stuffed sentinel, blue and bold, looking as if it's just taken a liking to guarding the stray pen more than your productivity. On the other, a rotund relaxation advisor, which I'm sure doubles as an emergency pillow for those extra boring conference calls. As for the stack of papers and notebooks, I see someone subscribes to the 'organized chaos' methodology, or perhaps those are just geological strata for an excavating pencil. The only thing missing is a coffee mug that says 'This might be tea' to add to the mystery.