Ah, the classic 'I-just-moved-in-and-this-is-the-first-piece-of-furniture-I-assembled' desk. It's got that minimalist vibe that says 'I either have an extremely tidy virtual desktop, or I've never heard of a computer mouse'. Jokes aside, it's like a blank canvas waiting to be covered in coffee rings and sticky notes. But seriously, let's add some personality before it gets mistaken for a modern art exhibit titled 'The Loneliness of Flatpack Furniture'.