No. 1240 - The Empty Promise

Ah, the minimalist desk, perfect for those who fear the clutter... or just own nothing. This desk looks like it's about to give a TED Talk on 'The Zen of Emptiness'. I haven't seen a surface this barren since my last attempt at baking. It's so clean I'm pretty sure even germs are too intimidated to settle on it. But let's face it, it's one coffee cup away from achieving its maximum storage capacity.