No. 1241 - The Solitude Slab

Ah, the minimalist approach to life, I see. This desk is so barren, I'm getting 'just moved in and spent all the money on the security deposit' vibes. It's the one piece of furniture that says 'I not only embrace the void, I work on it.' Luckily, there's plenty of uncluttered space for the tears of loneliness to roll down when you realize your desk has more empty space than your social calendar. Kudos for keeping it neat, though. You could perform surgery on that thing... if you were actually a brain surgeon and not someone who just buys furniture that screams 'I only know two colors, and they're both beige.'