No. 1256 - The Midlife Crisis Mobile Workstation

Oh, look at this one. We've got a desk so indecisive it couldn't figure out if it wanted to be a bicycle or a table, so it just gave up halfway through. Look at it, sporting a lone bicycle wheel like it's planning a one-legged escape after a long day of supporting coffee cups and propping up ego-inflating gadgets. And let's not overlook the shelf so barren it's practically begging for a self-help book titled 'How to Deal with Your Empty Shelf-Esteem'.