No. 1257 - The Bermuda Triangle of Desks

Ah, the classic 'I swear I know where everything is' desk. Your laptop is like a lifeboat surrounded by a sea of sticky notes, crumpled papers, and the pen graveyard. I see you've got a stapler that's probably just for show, because let's be honest, who staples anything post-2005? That orange mug definitely adds a 'pop' of color to remind you that vitamin C is about as close as you're getting to an organized life. And the glasses! Finally something to help you search for the desk surface that was last seen when dinosaurs roamed the earth.