No. 129 - The Time-Traveling Poet's Paradox

Well, would you look at that – a desk that screams 'I have a globe to show I'm worldly, but I can't find the time to explore because I'm too busy being poetic under my oversized clock wallpaper.' The laptop is closed, probably hiding the 27 open tabs of 'inspiratorial' quotes you're using to avoid actual work. And what's with the assortment of items? It's like a garage sale where 'everything must go except my sense of organization.' A fine attempt at a minimalist-yet-eclectic vibe, but the execution is like receiving socks on Christmas – it's nice, but it's not blowing anyone's mind.