Ah, the old 'I might fix something if I figure out what these cables are for' desk setup - where the techie vibes are strong but cable management skills are on a permanent vacation. With the 'rat king' of cables knotting up the table, it's like modern art that only charges by the hour. And let's not ignore the lone coffee cup sitting there, half-empty, contemplating its existence beside a laptop bright enough to signal passing aircraft.