No. 1308 - The Kindergarten Executive Suite

Well, would you look at this desk, a veritable tapestry of 'trying to figure out if I'm an adult or still in kindergarten.' The corkboard's nostalgia trip is charming, though it looks like the owner got into a scuffle with a Polaroid and a glue stick—and the glue stick won. The symmetry is as balanced as a one-legged flamingo, what with enough paper to reforest the Amazon on one side, and a laptop playing hide and seek on the other. Yet, those binders—color-coded no less—whisper hints of an organizational method that exists only in fairy tales. And a round of applause for the chair that survived the last yard sale! This desk is like a mullet: business in the binders, party on the corkboard. We'll give it a solid 'E for Effort'.