No. 1342 - Hoarder's Paradise

This desk looks like a tornado hit a craft store and a stack of overdue library books decided to throw a party! If chaos were a profession, you'd be CEO. Honestly, how many times has a pen vanished into the Bermuda Triangle of your workspace? I half-expect to find a rare species of dust bunny making its home among your forgotten ambitions. May I suggest a shovel or at least a large garbage bag as your next desk accessory?