No. 1377 - The Catastrophe Command Center

Welcome to the set of 'Hoarders: Desk Edition'! This desk is just one coffee stain away from declaring itself a biohazard. It's like a craft supply explosion mixed with an electronics convention gone wrong. Not to mention the mysterious liquid in that container—it's either an experiment gone awry or the last remains of a snack I hope you finished. But hey, if anyone needs a habitat for a family of dust bunnies, you've got the perfect wildlife reserve! Keep it up, and you'll be the star of your own reality show!