No. 1379 - The Hydrated Office Oasis

Wow, this desk is so well organized, it looks like an IKEA showroom threw up on a corporate office! You've got multiple screens, a plant, and a massive drink container that practically screams, 'Look at me, I hydrate!' It’s like the adult version of a kid getting a participation trophy – lots of effort, but where's the joy? Your productivity seems to have their own office, while yours is just here coloring with a turtle and a calendar! And what's up with that lamp? It feels like it's 2 p.m. and also 8 p.m. at the same time! Someone definitely took 'work from home' a bit too literally. But hey, at least it looks like the party starts when the clock hits 5!