Well, well, well! If it isn't the Picasso of procrastination! You've got more decorations than a Christmas tree, but let’s be real, your desk looks like it threw up a craft store. I see you like to keep the paper industry thriving with all those envelopes and random papers. And that calendar? Is that a distant cousin of 2023? Looks like it might be taking a vacation to 2025! At least your peanut butter cookie is holding down the fort—a real MVP! Are you sure you're not a professional clutter artist?